The rubric36 EVENTS

The receipts

Every event that scores, what it is worth, and how often one cast member can score it in a single episode. Points post automatically as episodes air.

Big swingsRare, and worth the wait.
  • Slap / physical altercationAggression aimed at a person; a thrown solid object counts hereUp to 2x per episode
    +7
  • Throws a drinkLiquid thrown at a personUp to 2x per episode
    +5
  • Property aggression (table flip / chair shove)Aggression at property, not a personUp to 2x per episode
    +5
  • Walks out of a dinner / eventLeaves the whole event, not just the roomOnce per episode
    +5
  • Hot mic / subtitled mutteringSaid quietly, heard anywayOnce per episode
    +5
  • Produces receiptsTexts, screenshots, voicemails shown on cameraUp to 2x per episode
    +4
  • Calls someone out in front of the groupThe whole table hears itUp to 2x per episode
    +4
Episode dramaA handful every episode.
  • Reads someone for filthClear, memorable burns onlyUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • In a heated argumentEveryone in the fight scoresUp to 3x per episode
    +3
  • Curses someone outVolume and profanity, not witUp to 2x per episode
    +2
  • Storms offLeaves the room, not the partyUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • BlindsidedLearns it on cameraUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • Makes someone cryThe aggressor scores; the crier gets their own pointsUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • Refuses to apologizeThe mirror of a sincere apologyOnce per episode
    +3
  • Disastrous hostStacks on top of hosting when it blows upOnce per episode
    +3
  • Brings an ambush guestScore whoever brought the grenadeOnce per episode
    +3
  • Personal revelationHealth, money, family, splitUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • Romantic developmentDate, kiss, breakup, partner fightUp to 2x per episode
    +3
  • Shows up uninvitedCrashes it, or brings a plus-one nobody approvedOnce per episode
    +3
  • Hosts the party / dinner / tripOrganizer, not attendeeOnce per episode
    +2
  • Cries on cameraVisible tearsOnce per episode
    +2
  • On the cast trip / destination episodeOnce per episode
    +2
Everyday momentsThe steady points that keep a quiet week from going to zero.
  • Gossips about someoneScore the talkerUp to 3x per episode
    +2
  • Takes a sideDefends or turns on someoneUp to 2x per episode
    +2
  • Phone dramaA call or text drives the sceneUp to 2x per episode
    +2
  • Gives the silent treatmentActively ignoring someoneOnce per episode
    +2
  • OverservedVisibly drunk on cameraOnce per episode
    +2
  • Makes a toast or speechRaises a glass or takes the floorOnce per episode
    +2
  • Fashion victimThe recap roasts the outfitOnce per episode
    +2
  • Talked about behind their backScore the absent personUp to 3x per episode
    +1
  • Glam momentThe recap stops to describe the lookOnce per episode
    +1
  • Glam squad gossipStacks on top of gossip when it happens in the chairOnce per episode
    +1
Points against youAnything that defuses a story costs you.
  • Refuses to film / blocks the cameraKills the scene outrightOnce per episode
    -3
  • Apologizes sincerelyApologies are boring TVOnce per episode
    -2
  • Buzzkill peacekeeperDefusing the drama costs youUp to 2x per episode
    -2
  • Shameless side-hustle plugTurns a scene into an ad for their tequila, podcast, or boutiqueOnce per episode
    -1